Just give me a damn beep

One of my biggest pet peeves is having to listen to 15 minutes of instructions on how to leave a message when you call someone on the cellphone and you get their voicemail. I don't have the patience to sit there and listen to all of my options. All I want to do is either talk to the person or leave a damn voicemail. So give me a flippin' beep and cut the crap. Ring, ring...no answer...leave a message...BEEP! Thank you!!!