That's right...I board a plane today to head to the great state of Wisonsin. One day in Madison and three in Green Bay. Cheese curd and bratwurst....I can't wait. Cold weather and cheese and bratwurst...I can't wait. Cold weather, cheese, bratwurst, and people that talk funny...I can't wait. Cold weather, cheese, bratwurst, people that talk funny, and people that think I talk funny...I can't wait.
I did some research prior to my trip and found some interesting Wisconsin laws:
1. You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
2. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
3. Citizens may not murder their enemies.
4. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
5. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
6. At one time, margarine was illegal.
7. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
8. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
9. It is illegal to kiss on a train.
10. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
11. Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.
Hmmmm....okay. And Yankees think WE are backwards??
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